The lads gather once more in the dressing room to discuss tactics:
MON: Right lads, we're going to have keep our full concentration, Newcastle are a big club.
*the dressing room erupts with laughter*
MON: OK, OK joking aside .... Moustapha you're starting in the middle.
Salifou: Really boss?
MON: Of course not.
*the dressing room erupts with laughter*
MON: Gets him every time, middle of the bench maybe. Anyway back to business ....
*Zat Knight and Craig Gardner burst through the door.*
Knight: What's this about us going to City boss!?
MON: What? I don't know what you're talking about?
Gardner: It's in all the papers you're shipping us across to the $%"£!
MON: It's just paper talk lads, I really...
Knight: What's that you're hiding behind your back?
*MON shifts uncomfortably*
MON: Nothing, I've got nothing.
Garner: Nothing? It's a giant novelty cheque from Birmingham City, like the ones they get on Comic Relief Zat!
Knight: I can see it Craig it's got "For Zat Knight and Craig Gardner" written on it!!
*Isaiah Osbourne bounds into the room*
Osbourne: Mr.Martin, Mr. Martin I've been working on my skills look what I can do!
*Osbourne proceeds to do three keepy uppies before the ball flies off and breaks the window*
*Gabby laughs at Newcastle joke*
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