Newcastle United Post-Match

MON: Great performance lads, brilliant win. It's just a shame Newcastle had to go down.

*the dressing room erupts with laughter*

MON: OK, OK joking aside, Moustapha you didn't put a foot wrong today.

*the dressing room erupts with laughter*

MON: Ah the classics are the best. We've done well this season, especially without a right back.

L.Young: I'm a right back boss.

MON (whispering to John Robertson): who's he?

John Robertson: Luke Young, our right back boss.

MON: Yes Luke of course you are and a fine right back you are too

*MON scribbles on a notepad "Luke Young = right back" and underlines it*

MON: In many ways we owe our season to Emile, since I bought him in he's been a revelation.

Carew (mumbles): Yeah like biblical Revelations.

Heskey: Twas nothing good sirs, many a knave didst think I Emile Ivanhoe an improper signing forsooth! I didst surely show them incorrect!

A.Young: I still don't get why you talk like that or why you wear that Robin Hood outfit.

*Gabby laughs at Newcastle joke*