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We join MON returning to his office after an enthralling game of bridge with Alex Higgins.

*MON opens his door to find Aaron Lennon running laps in his office*

Lennon: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

MON: Harry, what're you doing here? And why are you wearing a sheepskin coat it must be 25 degrees?

Redknapp: Maaaartin! *puts his arm around MON* First things first, can I interest you in a job lot of sunglasses?

*Harry points to a large box on MON's desk*

MON: No thanks Harry .... hey they all have one lens missing.

Redknapp: Yeah .... They're gonna be all the rage with the kids.

*Lennon stops running and jogs on the spot*

Lennon: Is Gabby home Mr.Martin? Is Gabby home? Does he want to race?

MON: No lad, he's not.

*Lennon pouts and begins running in circles again.*

Lennon: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

MON: Harry have you perhaps thought of letting Aaron have a diet of something other than Haribo Starmix?

Harry: Look in my day footballers ate what they want, I once stood in a field in full 'ammers kit chewing a cow's leg with a pint of bitter and ....

MON: What's Jamie doing!?

Harry: He's playing tennis on the Wii

*Jamie Redknapp frantically swings and grunts in the corner*

MON : But I don't have a Wii? There's not even a TV in my office .... Anyway why are you here?

Harry: Sunglasses?

MON: No!

Harry: Bentley?

MON: Bentley? No

Harry: Sunglasses?

MON: No!

Harry: Bentley?

MON: Fine! I'll take Bentley!

Harry: Smashin' he'll be at your gaffe with a bow on, July 1st.

*MON sighs*

Harry: Come on Jamie, come on Aaron, we've got deals to wheel.

*Harry,Jamie and Aaron leave MON's office*

MON: Ah well, when has a Spurs signing ever let me down?

*Isaiah Osbourne sticks his head around the office door*

Osbourne: Hi boss checkout my cool new sunglasses.

*MON sighs*