We Join MON returning from a bout of badminton with Eamonn Holmes:
*MON's singing to himself as he heads to his office*
MON: I've got that boom, boom pow these chickens jockin' my style they're tryin' ta copy my swagger I'm on that next sh...Oh sweet Jesus! Ashley what have I told you about using my PC?
A.Young: It's a Mac boss.
MON: You know what I mean! If you think I'm hiring another tech geek to clear the filth and viruses you've...
A.Young: Relax boss, I'm on 606
MON: You're on what? Oh sweet Lord I'm going to have to ring the Priory again aren't I? We'll call it an "ankle problem" and ...
A.Young: No boss it's where footie fans voice their opinions and post quite frankly hilarious transcripts of us lot.
MON: Lets have a look at that ..... Ha looks like Barry's getting both barrels, What? Me slow in the market? Need more quality ? 4-5-1 !? Pah what do they know about football anyway!?
A.Young: Well you could say the fans are the lifesblood of ....
MON: Have they played in a European Cup final?
A.Young: Well boss to be fair you don't have to have done that to ...
MON: Have they!?
A.Young: Well I guess not.
MON: Flippin' WUMs! Isaiah get in here!
Osbourne (appearing in doorway saluting): Yes boss!
MON: One star for every article with a bad word about me.
Osbourne: But boss there are hundreds of articles and I've got to get my fitness up for next season.
*The office erupts with laughter*
MON (wiping a tear from his eye): Oh Isaiah, that's why I keep you around.
Osbourne: So I'm back to training boss?
MON: Of course not, take a seat, log in and don't get banned.
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