Salifou (with an oversized afro dripping with activator) and Craig Gardner (who's grown a ponytail) both in sharp suits found Darren Bent in a safehouse with Wayne Routledge and for some reason Tony Daley.
Salifou: They don't have a quarter pounder in Togo, you know why they don't have the quarter pounder in Togo?
Bent: Because they don't have anything in Togo?
Salifou: Check out the big brain on Bent! Now let me ask you a question Bent, what does Martin O'Neill look like?
Bent: What?
Salifou(agitated): Say what again, Bent I dare you, I double dare you say what one more time. What does Martin O'Neill look like?
Bent: He's small!
Salifou: What else?
Bent: He's irish!
Salifou: Does he look like Phil Brown?
Bent: What!
*Routledge gets shot*
Salifou: Does he look like Phil Brown?
Bent: No
Salifou: Then why won't you sign for him Bent?
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