*MON has taken the coach on a detour to tour Liverpool with the team*
MON: As a treat for your fine performance I'm taking you on a tour of Liverpool.
Delph, Delfouneso & Albrighton: Yay!
Heskey: Liverpool? I lived here, it's a dump.
MON: Now now Emile, that was a long time ago, things are different now, it's the European capital of culture.
Heskey: Culture? My missus had to have a panic room in case while I was playing I was....
MON: Come now Emile just sit down and enjoy the tour.
Delph: Mr. Martin, Mr.Martin!
MON: Yes Fabian?
Delph: Why are those people on the street so upset?
MON: Because we beat them Fabian, The liverpudlians love their football, they're a fine lot of fans, probably the best fans in football.
Delph: But they booed their team Mr.Martin you said that booing was fickle and ungrateful and that...
MON: No, no Fabian they were booing the referee.
Delph: Are you sure Mr.Martin? It sounded like they were booing the players to me.
MON: Of course I'm sure, finest fans in the land.
Delph: But I heard one of them say Stevie and Rafa you're a pair of ....
MON:*deceptively pointing out the window* Ahh look that's where the Beatles met.
Delfouneso: The .... Beatles?
MON: Yeah you know, THE Beatles. Twist and Shout *MON does the twist* Yellow Submarine, Lucy in the sky with diamonds?
Delfouneso: Lucy in the what? Are you OK boss?
NRC: They're like an oldschool "JLS" Nathan.
Delfouneso: Oh .... OK, bet they weren't as good as JLS though.
*Delfouneso and Delph start singing "Beat Again"*
MON: What? Stop singing that nonsense!
*The scouser from Hollyoaks is spotted outside*
Sidwell: Look, it's the scouser from Hollyoaks! *leaning out the window* Oi! Scouse bloke from Hollyoaks your team's **** *cupping his hands* Booooooooo!
Scouser from Hollyoaks: What Ho? The Arsenal? rubbish you say?
Sidwell: hang on, whats with the voice? you're not a scouser at all!?!
Scouser from Hollyoaks: Heavens no, I'm from Buckinghamshire, I've come to research my role.
Sidwell: Oh .... Right.
*Sidwell dejected returns to his seat*
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