We join James Milner and Ashley Young sneaking around in MON's Office under cover of darkness.
Milner: I cannae hold the suspense man!
Young: Ssssh, y'know the boss keeps his transfer business under wraps.
Milner: I dinnae understand why we had to wear these lycra suits though like!?
Young: Why are you shouting? and the lycra suits are to help us sneak.
Milner: buts surely black would've been better like?! I mean I doon't see why I've got yellow and you've got pink like!?
Young: Jim can you at least lower your voice a little?
Milner: I cannae man, we only talk at one volume in Newcastle pet! I'm just sayin' I feel like a bloody power ranger in this like!
Young: Well your the one who said we should wear helmets! Look all I know is the boss has been frantically jotting notes lately so I'm thinking he's got some big transfer plans, lets find his pad.
*James and Ashley turn the office upside-down*
Milner: MINT!!
Young: You've found it Jim? Great
Milner: Aye, lets take a gander like!
*James and Ashley thumb through MON's large notepad*
Young: Hang on ... He's not been making transfer plans at all, this is a film screenplay!
Milner: Aye and not a good one!
*Ashley turns the book to the first page*
Young: "GOAL! IV: Zidane's Revenge"?
*James reads the summary from the back page*
Milner: "After Zidane wreaks his vengence on the italian world cup winners Northern Ireland look to seize the opportunity in 2010 with only one manager for the job."?
*Enter Moustapha Salifou wearing a security guard uniform (complete with hat and torch)*
Salifou: Who goes there!!
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