"The Hare"

We Join Gabby Agbonlahor, Ashley Young and Marlon Harewood watching "Midlands Today".

TV: ...Finally news is that Nottingham Forest and Leicester City are courting Aston Villa's Marlon Harewood ....

Harewood: Gabby, you smart. What is courting mean?

Gabby: It's that bit before they get pregnant Marlon.

Harewood: Pregnant? I not pregnanted anyone in Nottingham or Leicester?

Young: Do you pair know anything? Courting means they're in talks with you or they're interested Marlon.

Harewood & Gabby: Oh.

Harewood: so what is "infested"?

Young: INTERESTED. They like you, you know like you like....

Harewood: Peppa Pig!?

Young:*sigh* Yeah like you like Peppa Pig

Harewood: and Dora Explorer!?

Young: yes and Dora the Explorer.

Harewood: Ashley ...?

Young: Yeah.

Harewood: Can I watch Peppa Pig?

Young: Whatever, I'm going on the laptop.