*The lads seem nonchalant after their draw with Spurs*
MON: So lads, to be honest I was happy not to lose.
*Gabby frowns, his bottom lip pouts*
Gabby: so we lost?
MON: No, Gabriel, we didn't lose I said....
Gabby: So we won? Yay!
*Gabby does a victory dance*
MON: No, no, we drew.
Gabby: I didn't draw anything boss, I was playing football, I scored a goal and everything.
MON: I know Gabriel I....
*Gabby is now drawing, he holds up his picture*
MON: What's that?
Gabby: That's a unicorn.
MON: ... and that?
Gabby: it's Father Christmas.
MON: and that?
Gabby: It's Emile, he's scoring a goal.
Young: You do know none of those are real Gabby right?
*a tear rolls down Gabby's cheek, he turns to MON*
Gabby: No unicorns boss?
MON: sadly no, Gabriel.
Gabby: No Father Chrismas?
MON: No.
Gabby: and Emile.
MON: He tries but .... I'm afraid not.
*Gabby sobs into his picture*
MON: Ashley why must you always ruin it for Gabriel?
*****Pre Pompey*****
MON: Right lads I know Spurs was a difficult match but Pompey have been losing hand over fist so we know what that means....
*Young raises his hand*
MON: Ashley?
Young: We should approach them overconfidently and lose convincingly throwing away our hope of ever progressing in cup competition?
MON: No, not this time.
*the lads collectively gasp*
MON: Yes, this time ..... I want you to win!
*The lads look at each other with confused faces*
Milner: What you want us to score and that?
MON: Yes, that's right James.
Heskey: Even me boss?
MON: Lets not go overboard Emile, one step at a time.
Cuellar: Indubitably Martin, as a matter of fact I do believe your approach to be the best in the further advancement of the club forthwith.
*the team all looks at Cuellar*
MON: Where did you ....
Cuellar: Learn english? Young Gabriel has been teaching me, have you not Gabriel?
*Gabby is interrupted from gnawing at his shin like a dog, Delph raises his hand*
MON: Fabian?
Delph: Boss ... What comes after a quarter-final?
MON: A semi Fabian.
*Young packs his webcam into his kit bag*
MON: Not that kind!
*Young, frowning removes his webcam*
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