Weekend at Benni's

MON has signed Benni McCarthy from Blackburn Rovers, a player who many had thought had died.

The signing:

*Big Sam has dropped off Benni McCarthy in MON's office MON has talked about the club, the fans, training facilities and his own illustrious football history*

MON: So Benni, any questions about the club?

*Benni sits in silence, the sunglasses he was wearing slide off his face*

MON: Not much of a talker or blinker are you Benni? Big Sam had said that of you, not to worry though there's more than enough character in our dressing room.

*Benni's leans forward slowly and his face slams off MON's desk*

MON: Tired are you? Well it has been a long day of talks, you get some rest and I'll introduce to the lads tomorrow.


.......


In the Dressing Room:

MON: Everyone this is our new signing Benni McCarthy

All the Lads: Hi Benni!

*Young raises his hand*

MON: Yes Ashley?

Young: Boss, I don't think he's ..... I think that he's dead.

*McCarthy slumps and falls of his chair.*

MON: Now look what you've done you've upset Benni! He's not dead, Big Sam just preferred Samba and he's not been featured in the Rovers set up for a while.

Young: Look he's not moving, he stinks and he's a bit green.

MON: He's just a little nervous and nauseous Ashley, give him time to settle in.


.......

Season end:

MON: .... And the player's player of the season is .... Benni McCarthy!

*All the lads cheer "Benni! Benni! Benni!", MON approaches McCarthy with the microphone*

MON: A fantastic return 20 goals in so few games what have you got to say about your record and winning the award Benni?

*MON holds the mic to Benni McCarthy, he sits motionless and silent*

MON: He lets the goals do the talking lads!

*The lads all laugh and cheer again*