Ant: Alreet pet, welcome back from the breaks man
Dec: Aye man, next we gaan doon ta Birmingham.
Ant: Alreet lads, who are you like?
Heskey: Good day Anthony and Declan I'm Emile Ivanhoe
Shorey: and I'm Nicky
Heskey: together we're the Outhouse Family
Ant: like the Lighthouse Family like?
Shorey: Yes my grammatically challenged friends. I play clarinet and Emile plays the lute.
Dec: reeto then good luck.
*Emile and Nicky take to the stage and sing a lute/clarinet composition of "Lifted"
Simon Cowell: You have to ask yourself as a judge "are people going to buy a lute and clarinet Lighthouse Family cover band's album" and the answer is quite obviously yes. A yes from me.
Amanda Holden (through tears): Look at me, I've got goosebumps. Yes.
Piers Morgan: You guys walked on here in your serial adaptation of Robin Hood costumes and your lute and clarinet and showed us Villa has talent. It's a definite yes from me.
Simon Cowell: Three yes' you're through.
*Cue Lighthouse Family's Lifted.
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