Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Newcastle United Part II

After MON has eventually calmed Knight and Gardner down Michael Owen hobbles past the dressing room on crutches.

MON: Looks like Owen's injured for the match then lads, that's a bonus.

*Owen pops his head around the door*

Owen: I'm not injured

*the dressing room stares at him in silence*

Owen:.... Oh! The crutches, well you know you get so used to them and...

MON: Whatever move along

Owen: Right sorry, actually while I'm here have you tried Nestle's Sporties they're a great way to start the day.

*Owen hands Delfouneso a bowl of Sporties*

Delfouneso: He's right boss, they're delicious.

MON: Nathan put those down, Owen get out.

Owen: Lucozade anyone ...

MON: Out!

Owen: Makes you a better athlete...

MON: OUUUUT!

Gabby: Oh look, Michael Owen's on crutches, looks like he's injured boss.

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