We re-join the lads on the coach returning from their Glaswegian getaway.
Petrov: I should have known better than to cheat a friend, and waste the chance that Id been given. So I'm never gonna dance again, The way I danced with yooooooou.
*The coach stands applauds and whoops*
MON: That was brilliant Stilyan, what an excellent voice you have, fantastic.
A.Young: Shame it was "Jitterbug" playing really.
MON: Aye but still he sang ever so well.
A.Young: I still don't get why he has to do his Wham songs in white speedos and sunglasses though.
MON: There's no need to be jealous Ashley, you can't sing but you're a genius on the pitch.
A.Young: I'm not jealous and I can sing, give me the microphone. Next track driver
*Young strides to the front of the coach*
A.Young: Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next ....
*the coach boos loudly*
A.Young: Hey who through that?! Fine, whatever!
*Ashley returns to his seat arms folded and stares out the window*
Osbourne: Can I have a go boss?
MON: Yes you and Moustapha can lead the rest of the singing home
Osbourne & Salifou: Really boss? That's great, we've been working on ..
MON: Of course not, silence you pair
*the coach erupts with laughter*
MON: Gets them everytime. Isaiah where's your tracksuit jacket? Put it on!
Osbourne: But boss it's hot and ...
MON: I said silence!
*Gabby applauds Petrov*
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