*We join the lads in the Dressing Room at a loss as to why MON has called them all to gather there, MON enters carrying a large box.*
MON: Hey lads! Thanks for coming.
*Delfouneso yawns and stretches*
MON: Heavens above Nathan have you just got up!? It's 3 in the afternoon!
Delfouneso: Yeah boss, I was up all night playing COD with Marc.
*Albrighton is rubbing his bleary eyes whilst nodding in agreement*
MON: You were playing .... You .... You didn't kill anyone did you?
Delfouneso: Yeah loads.
*Albrighton and Delfouneso Hi-five each other as MON's face drains of all colour and he looks on horrified*
MON: Nathan, Marc, you can't .... You can't just kill people, I know you're young and you earn fortunes but you can't play God!
Delfouneso: COD boss COD.
MON: Cod!? What is this more of your street slang? Is this the mark of death!?
Young: Boss ... Why are we here?
MON: Oh Yes ...
*MON smiles widely again*
MON: It's Robbie Keane Day everyone!
Gabby: Yay!
Beye: Robbie Keane Day? What is this "Robbie Keane Day"?
MON: Who are you!?
Beye: Habib Beye ... Right back? ...
*MON looks non the wiser*
Beye: You bought me in the middle of the last transfer window?
MON: Right Back? In the MIDDLE of the window? That doesn't sound like me ..... But as it's a celebration I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Warnock: So? .... Robbie Keane Day?
Gabby: Yay!
MON: Yes, every year Aston Villa are linked with Robbie Keane, we celebrate this day as Robbie Keane Day ....here.
*MON opens the box, there is a paper Robbie Keane Mask for each player*
Gabby: Yeah, it dates back to when William McGregor set up the football league and first tried to get Robbie Keane for Villa.
Young: But Robbie Keane wasn't born, that was 100 years ago.
Gabby: Yeah, that was the stumbling block for those first few seasons.
*MON holds up a copy of "Ye Olde Daily Mail" A.Young reads the sports headlines*
Young: "Aston Villa name unborn striker messiah"? Boss most of this seems to be the inane ramblings of a mad man.
MON: Yes, not much has changed.
*MON hands a copy of a modern Daily Mail linking Robbie Keane to Villa*
Young: Oh yeah.
*Downing is wearing his Robbie Keane mask*
Downing: Hey mon, I is Robbie Keane, I tink I'm gonna score some goals mon.
*The lads look disturbed by Downing*
Dunne(through his Robbie Keane mask): Stewart, Robbie Keane's Irish.
Downing: Me know mon.
A.Young(through his Robbie Keane mask): Then why the cringeworthy jamaican accent?
Downing: Wha? Dis is Irish mon.
Gabby(through his Robbie Keane mask): You're ruining Robbie Keane Day!
Downing: Chill out mon, relax, everyting is Irie.
*Gabby tears off Downing's mask*
Downing: Aww man.
*Delfouneso whispers to Albrighton*
Delfouneso(through his Robbie Keane mask): I say we kill Stewart. Tonight.
*Heskey bursts through the door, he's wearing a mask*
Heskey: Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late, look I made a mask! Happy Robbie Earle day! I've got a "Crazy Gang" dance and every....
*Heskey looks around to see all the "Robbie Keanes" staring at him*
Heskey: Dang!
*Heskey hangs his smiling Robbie Earle masked head and leaves the dressing room*
Saturday, 26 June 2010
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