We join an excited Moustapha Salifou, John Carew and Jon Tickle approaching The Rocket Club carrying a number of colourfully decorated empty plastic bottles, wearing homemade astronaut helmets fashioned from tin-foil and wire hangers.
Tickle: Goodness I've never been to a club with such security, saying that the physics crowd can get a bit rough.
Strippers: Hello lads.
Carew: Strippers?! Where's the rockets?
Salifou: *covering his eyes and dropping the PVA glue* Naked women?! You said we were going to make rockets!
Carew: I thought we were
Salifou: I've got PVA glue all over my trousers now!
*security apprehend Salifou*
Salifou: Unhand me! It's PVA Glue!!
*Salifou is uncermoniously launched into a back alley way with a bump followed minutes later by Steve Sidwell holding a large glass bowl*
Salifou: Did you spill PVA Glue on your trousers too Steve?
Sidwell: No, salad dressing. I thought I'd get tips on rocket salad for my new TV cookery show.
Salifou: Cookery show?
Sidwell: Yeah it's my agents idea, it's called "Sidder's Summer Salads". I even had a catchprase for the end of each episode "And they said red and green should never be seen"
*Salifou slightly embarrassed by the idea says nothing until Ashley Young is also launched into the alley*
Salifou: Ashley? Did you get PVA glue on your trousers?
Sidwell: Or salad dressing?
Young: er .... Yeah
Salifou: Which One?
Young: I said yeah didn't I!? Lets get out of here.
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