We join Mon holding his promised conference of Villa fans, support groups and media.
MON: Right any questions before I start?
Fan #1: Well I guess it would be nice....
Fan #2: If you could sign somebody
Fan #1:You know not ev'rybody, can sign somebody like you.
*Ashley Young nods*
MON: But I've got to think twice, before I get strengthening away, I know the game managers play, because I'm playing them too.
Journo #1: You've not got time for, that emotion, you need to get squad numbers off the floor!
MON: I'll only sign players that have devotion, and that takes a strong man baby so I'm showing you the door
*security drag out Journo #1*
Journo #1: Get your hands off me!!
MON: 'cause you gotta have faith
*Petrov jumps on the conference desk with leather jacket/ jean combo and guitar*
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