*We join the lads dejected after their 4-1 loss to Germany, Rooney enters with a large grin*
Rooney: Oh Yeah! Whooooo! Now it's just to see who we're playing, Argentina or Meh-hi-co!
*The lads are confused as Rooney puts a hand out for hi-fives from some squad members, some just look at him others apprehensively clap his hand*
Rooney: Yeah great match lads we stuffed them and .... I ... Lamps ... did you swap shirts?
Lampard: No.
*Rooney slowly looks down at his own shirt's colour.*
Rooney: Did I?
Lampard: No.
Rooney:......Crap!
Terry: What's with Jamo?
Upson: I dunno, he was doing that all match.
*David James is mouthing what appears to be instructions mixed with profanity at the three defenders*
Johnson: We can't hear you.
James: Oh, sorry, the Vuvuzelas must've messed up my hearing. Is this better?
Johnson, Terry & Upson: Yeah.
James: You're $%^*in' useless, you bunch of £$%&in' $%&s!!
*Johnson, Terry & Upson lower their heads*
James: You're alright Ashley .... For a &%$£
A.Cole: Cheers.
Capello: eh, eh eeeeh! What I tell you at half time?! We need goals!
A.Cole: Well I did my best boss I think that ...
Capello: No, no, no. Goals! Goals!
J.Cole: You didn't even bring me on at half time, I mean admittedly I was poor, but....
Capello: No. Goals!
Gerrard: Scholes didn't come with squad though boss?
Capello: Gooooals! Anyway it is too late now. England team you were terrific!
Barry: Really boss? Thanks, I mean we lost and all but it's nice to know we have your support...
*Capello pulls a confused face*
Capello: no, no no. Wait a moment.
*Capello thumbs through his English-Italian dictionary and nods*
Capello: Not terrific, Terrible! Wayne why you no score goals and win for England?
Rooney: I do more than score goals boss, I bring other players into the game and ...
Heskey: Hey!
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