*World Cup - Argentina* Pre Germany

*We join the Argentine lads preparing for their match against Germany, they are all laughing*

Maradona: Do it again Jonas, again!

Guittierez: "Deeeey eyyt in tha big bruvar house"

*The dressing room erupts with laughter again*

Maradona: Ha ha ha! You sound just like Gazza Gascoine and the man who sings "Crocodile Shoes". Anyway lads we're about to get preperation under way.

*Maradona pulls the cork out of a large bottle of brandy.*

Messi: Boss, I'm not sure all this partying is helping our World Cup ambi....

Maradona: Quiet you! You can speak when you score a goal, like my lovely Carlos.

*Maradona tussles Tevez's hair, Tevez rubs his head against Maradona's shoulder like an affectionate great dane*

Tevez: **Low Wookie type growl**

Maradona: Yes and Carlos is right, don't call me "boss" call me "Crazy Diego" or "Mr.Argentina"

Messi: Sorry ... Mr. Argentina.

Maradona: I said no talking from you! You, you're like that english player who doesn't score the goals.

Rodriguez: Wayne Rooney boss?

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter*

Maradona: No, no the one who has played some matches in THIS World Cup ... Emile Heskey.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter again, Messi frowns.*

Maradona: Ah, lighten up Messi, why can't you be "Easy" like that other Lionel, the one who sings "dancing on the ceiling"?

Messi: Lionel Richie?

Maradona: Yes, yes that's the one, sing it with me.....

*Maradona throws an arm around Messi swaying him side to side*

Maradona: Oh, what a feeling, when you're dancing on the ceiling.... Sing it Messi, sing it!

Messi: Oh, what a nice feeling it is when you dance ... I mean, that you are dancing on ....

Maradona: OK. OK shut up Messi! Your singing is as bad as your scoring here.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter again, Messi frowns once more.*

Maradona: You know I danced on the ceiling once? Crazy. Sing it Carlos!

*Tevez wookie growls a rough tune of "Dancing on the Ceiling"*

Maradona (now dancing): Now that's more like it!